ballsBALM Bare Balm 'Threesome' Pro Pac (King Kombo w/ Exfoliating Glove)

Bare Your Pair
'Threesome' (King Kombo with Exfoliating Glove)

The Bare Pair™ Body Hair Management System

Who's got bigBALLS?  We've got bigBALLS!  Your favorite body hair management system is back as the Bare Pair Pro Pac, tricked-out with time-saving tools and featuring the new Bare Balm bigBALLS Formula. 

Super-sensitive yet fast acting with a 'mouth-watering' smell, the bigBALLS Formula is simply the best hair removal lotion available to men.  All Bare Pair Pro Pacs come equipped with the 'Bare Paw' exfoliating glove and 'Slic-Stics' to make body hair management-even in sensitive spots-a painless, no-brainer.  We even include 'Tip-Tops' for clients who want extra precision when dealing with the hair down there.  As always, Calm balm comes standard with every Pro sac so you and your skin end happy.

We've sorted through thousands of bits of customer feedback and we've tested and retested and calibrated and recalibrated Bare Balm to achieve an unparalleled sensitivity coupled with the exceptional hair removing power of the new bigBALLS Formula.  After the huge success of the Bare Pair Original we wanted to include some elements to make even the uninitiated feel at ease baring the hair, anywhere.  Enter the ballsBALM 'Bare Paw'-a no non-sense cotton exfoliating gloves that makes removing Bare Balm and wiping away body hair a cinch.  We also give you 100% biodegradable, 100% natural and 100% effective 'Slic-Stics' to help you apply Bare Balm without having to root around the house for a spreader.  We top it all off by giving you some 'Tip-Tops' that give you some added control when baring your pair-we appreciate them and we think you will too.

We're confident that guys who take their appearance seriously will appreciate the attention we've paid to the Bare Pair Pro Pac in helping them with the annoying task of body hair management.  So if you're tired of the pain, humiliation, and expense of managing your body hair score a Bare Pair Pro Pac and do it like a pro!

New! King Size
Bare Balm™ ~  'Do It Like a Pro'

Body Hair Buster ~ 'Professional's Choice' bigBALLS™ Formula

Calm Balm™ ~ 'Always End Happy'

Smoothing Skin Salve ~ We take no chances with our skin and neither should you.  After any body hair removal method, it is always wise to support the skin.  With this in mind, we formulated our signature Calm Balm™  to keep you looking and feeling great no matter what kind of skin your mama gave you.  A mellow lotion that's non-comedogenic, fragrance-free, and devoid of artificial dyes, it's the perfect way to polish yourself off after you've smoothed your skin with Bare Balm™ so you can be slick and supple whenever and wherever you're touched.

Ingredients:
Bare Balm:  Water, Cetearyl Alcohol, (Plant Derived), Calcium Thioglycolate, Calcium Hydroxide, Acrylates/Steareth-20 Methacrylate Copolymer, Vanilla Planifolia (Vanilla Bean) Fruit Extract, Prolatum Oil (Paraffinum Liquidum), Ceteareth-20 (Plant Derived), Sodium Hydroxide (pH Modifier), Thymus Serpillum (Wild Thyme) Extract, Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Steareth-20 (Plant Derived), Silica, Tetrasodium EDTA, Glycerin (Plant Derived).  Water, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride (Plant Derived), Glycerin (Plant Derived), Dimethicone (Mineral Based), C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Phenoxyethanol (Preservative), Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Ethylhexylglycerin (Plant Derived Preservative), Triethanolamine, Carbomer, Sorbitan Oleate (Plant Derived).

Grab wood.  Butter up.  Grope yourself.  End happy.

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A few tips when using your Bare Pair: (1) Take a lukewarm shower (skip the soap) and exfoliate gently with your Bare Paw the area you want to remove hair and pat dry BEFORE applying your Bare Balm; (2) Make sure to completely cover the hair with your Bare Balm by spreading back and forth (like peanut butter on a PB&J sandwich) over the area with your Slick-Sticks (NO steak knives Rambo); (3) ALWAYS use the Nutshell Method when baring your pair (see receipt for details); (4) Test the area with Bare Balm with your finger to see if the hair will wipe away easily with your Bare Paw, if not wait a bit longer and test again before jumping into a lukewarm shower and gently wiping away the hair and Bare Balm with your Bare Paw; (5) Never use any hair removal method on damaged, infected, sunburned, or otherwise stressed skin; (6) Always test a spot before you start spreading to make sure your skin is in the mood for hair removal; and (7) After using your Bare Balm ALWAYS follow up with Calm Balm and then prepare to get touched!

Step 1:  Butter up.  Use BARE BALM only on healthy, undamaged skin.  First, test a small sport where yu want to use Bare Balm and wait 24 hours.  If your skin is clear, you may commence.  For best results, apply bare BARE BALM in a smooth, even layer with your Slic-Stics.  For sensitive spots, leave on for 10 minutes but never longer than 13.  For less sensitive spots with more hair, leave on 12 minutes but never longer than 15.  Before removing balm, test with your finger to see if hair will wipe away.  Bare your balls using the Nutshell Method (when nut sack is tight and balls are against your dong). 

Step 2:  Grope yourself.  After testing, hop into a lukewarm shower with your Bare Paw.  With the glove, gently buff the area to remove BARE BALM and wipe away hair.  Massage gently until all of the hair is removed in the area but do not soap or body wash to do so.  Remember not to rub too hard, rinse will, and pat yourself dry. 

Step 3:  End happy.  After showering, pat dry completely.  Immediately apply a healthy amount of CALM BALM to the area.  Feel free to apply the CALM BALM as often as you'd like-your skin will love you more for it.  Apply the CALM BALM where you used BARE BALM and you will keep your skin smooth, supple and ready to shine.  The area you bare should stay that way from one to three weeks depending on your body hair type.  You may use the BARE PAIR as often as once-a-week; simply use your CALM BALM after your bare balm when you do. 

Always test a small part of the area you're targeting and wait until 24 hours to make sure your skin is in the mood before commencing.  Never use this or ANY hair removal method on damaged, sunburned, infected or otherwise stressed skin.  Keep away from eyes and mouth and consult a physician and/or poison control immediately if ingested.  Bare Balm is not intended for use on the face or head, in the ears or nose.  Always follow use with Calm Balm and keep both away from kids.  Bare Balm contains thioglycolate to decimate hair, but not your skin. 

Skin tips:  Always wear sunscreen when you head outside unless you want your skin to look old and leathery.  Wash and moisturize your face at least once a day.  Use a body buffer in the shower to exfoliate your skin on a regular basis to remove dead skin and hair.  Don't smoke, use hard core drugs, or eat nasty junk food; try a damn vegetable once in a while-almost all of them are good for your skin.  See a doctor if you notice any irregular marks or lesions on your skin if you have weird looking freckles or moles-skin cancer is real dude.

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